Tuesday 28 April 2009

Re: The Billions I Win in Emails

Man, I'm gonna just set up a bank account for all the estates and lotteries I win and assistance I'm asked to give Generale Jose Whothefuckever to slide some cash outta their country and I get a SPLIT and just send 'em that!.

Picked up another cool US$Mil this morning!.

I want an Island.

...and Ninja Bunnies. Damn adorable, but edgy and dangerous. Could you imagine Swords for Ninja Bunnies. OMG. Little ears sticking out the top of their little black head gear.

9 comments:

  1. There just isn't that much cash in all of Nigeria.

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  2. Moko, have you been at the red cordial again?

    Naut, not anymore..most of it's in Switzerland or Lichtenstein!

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  3. I'd rather have some ginger girls..aint nothing hotter than redheads..

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  4. I amazed at how amny russian women want to be friends with you too.

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  5. What do these people know about my inability to pleasure women that seems so publically available? Did someone take out a full page ad somewhere that I didn't hear about?

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  6. Dr Y *cough* havock *cough

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  7. In truth I have one of the most generic Anglo-Saxon names ever to roll off the production line. And given my work email is firstname.surname@myuni.ac.nz I get every last bit of quality spam fired at our email server. Reading through the highlights of the message titles netted by our antispam software is always a highlight. Today - fourteen emails promoting the Acal Berry diet. Yesterday - 'Nobody has died from having a small tool but nobody led a happy life'. They've obviously never met Kyle Sandilands.

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  8. I'd settle for a hot tub and half a dozen Russian hookers - but the Island sounds nice!

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