Man, I'm gonna just set up a bank account for all the estates and lotteries I win and assistance I'm asked to give Generale Jose Whothefuckever to slide some cash outta their country and I get a SPLIT and just send 'em that!.
Picked up another cool US$Mil this morning!.
I want an Island.
...and Ninja Bunnies. Damn adorable, but edgy and dangerous. Could you imagine Swords for Ninja Bunnies. OMG. Little ears sticking out the top of their little black head gear.
Tuesday 28 April 2009
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There just isn't that much cash in all of Nigeria.
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