Sunday 12 April 2009

I wanna be a politician...

Mate, seven years talking bullshit and retire on a tidy little lifetime income. Noice.

The missus thinks I'd be corrupt and there'd be scandals...

SURVIVE.IT.FOR.SEVEN.YEARS..!.!.!.!.

4 comments:

  1. Corrupt?! Pfft, write a tell-all book and sell the interview rights to sweeten the retirement deal.

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  2. first a cop, now a pollie. Next step in the power abuse triangle is the church. I would suggest Scientology. They have yet to have a major scandal in Australia

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  3. I do a fairly nifty line in press statements guaranteed to say absolutley nothing, or obsfucate any issue. Bags the arts portfolio, and maybe local government for starters.

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