Wednesday 14 January 2009

Large 'Cat' Stalking Coast...


I'm not gonna bore ya's with the details apart from it's another Yowie, Yeti, Big Foot, whatever story but this one being on all fours, and purrs......deeply, apparently. The thing that I reckon needs pointing out is that the cat pushed its paw into the mud...

The claws are SO deep but it didn't scrape out?. The old boy in the photo is gonna to hell for this one.

I remember someone giving the media shit once in NZ. They said they had found AND captured a live 'Moa' and were holding it in their shed. The media rocked up, there was a commotion in the shed as they were nearing it..........all exciting and shit. The dude - Maori, typically lol - opened the shed door and one of these was sitting there. Lmao. Funny as fuck.

Anyway, back to regular programming.


14 comments:

  1. Don't ask what that little box is about at the bottom; no idea.

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  2. Yeah them Xenobiologists are a spun out bunch.
    Back in the days when I lugged a Betacam around for various newsrooms we went out to Woodford (home of the international hippy fest, moonshiners, cousin love & buds the size of your head ) to interview a nutbag with "photos of the puma that stalks the hills behind Caboolture."
    It never went to air, either A: because it was part of the global freemason / space lizard conspiracy to keep the truth hiden, or B: his photos were blurry nothings and he was such a laughable nutbag that we thought we' hold it over to April 1st.
    You decide

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  3. Yep. Must be the one from the Gippsland or central NSW on its annual migration.

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  4. How can you even suggest that it’s a fake? What a cynic you are.

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  5. Don't you hate it when they update one of your facts? Apparently big cats can purr.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purr

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  6. I've heard a cheetah purr before.

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  7. I'm still waiting for 'Nessie to make her appearance. :D

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  8. That plaster cast is so suss..

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  9. Love the cast. What was this bloke doing with a packet of plaster while he's out and about in the bush?
    That Moa caper is a bottler.

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  10. ok did you know moko is sort of like a booger in new mexico. mokos?== boogers. just had to tell you that. and i talked to an ACTUAL witness to the roswell crash. no frickin kidding. my week has pretty much rocked after that info.. go read my post about it.

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  11. THAT close to chucking your comment in the bin.

    Manners ARE important.

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  12. I love it. That is way funny - and it is a joke that could only happen in NZ.

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  13. One of the biggest regrets in my life is that I will never know what moa tastes like, although I suspect it tasted something like chicken.

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