Our glorious leader - Cap'n Bligh ARGHHH - is 'SICK' of speculation regarding a possible looming election, so what does she do?....
She calls one!. DAMN THE DAMNED DAMNING DAMNDIBLE RUMOUROUS SCUM LAND LUBBING MUNTINY BASTARDS. I'LL TEACH THEM!!!!!!!!!.
Sneaky bitch. Wouldn't have anything to do with their popularity heading towards terra firma like some sorta comet, would it!?
It just so happens that a poll that caught a snapshot of the plummeting comet of popularity at 65% TWO DAYS AGO. What speed would the shutter have needed to be a catch THAT?????.
God we're screwed. Who's the other choice.............Springborg?. For our Seppo mates, Springborg is EXACTLY what his name sounds like.
Perhaps Fred Phelps was right.
God bless his cotton socks.
Sunday 22 February 2009
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I am surprised Moko, no one has suggested Warne for premier. Could it be his superhuman halo of goodness is on the wane?
ReplyDeleteThey'd have to include a text message allowance in the budget for that twat.
ReplyDeleteWhat a charmer the dude in the video is.
ReplyDeleteYou will note that I predicted it here:
ReplyDeletehttp://abefrellman.wordpress.com/2009/02/20/beautiful-one-day/#comments
And Warne (peace be upon him) has more important tasks ahead - like training a new generation of leggies, curing cancer and fixing global warming - I confidently predict he has a solid four months work ahead of him (besides winning the IPL again)!
Lermy, you made one significant omission - 'shagging seven bells out of anyone who'll return his text messages'.
ReplyDeleteDidn't we just have an election? Oh no sorry it just felt like it was ours
ReplyDeleteDon't feel too privileged, according to Phelps, God hates everyone.
ReplyDeleteLou ~ Yeah, he's an odd one. You should his family. A Church that's listed as a hate organisation is a odd one to me.
ReplyDeleteLerm ~ or should I say, Nostradamus?. FTW!. lol.
U ~ Easy mistake to make. Definitely took part in it tho.
Steve ~ Kinda makes you wonder what makes some people tick eh?.
Fuckhead Phelps cn choke on his cotton socks. I don't even think I should watch the clip. I've never wished so much hurt on one person in my life! The man protested the funerals of soldiers for god's sake.
ReplyDeleteGah! I have to go watch that commercial that Gossamer posted again to get Phelps out of my head.