Monday, 27 September 2010

I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords...

The UN ... just to clarify before I go on ... yes, the United Nations ... officially appointed Malaysian Astrophysicist Mazlan Othman - female, in case you were wondering - as Earth's ambassador to ... wait for it ... waaaait ... alien contact.

This is the point I laughed till I saw stars and had to step away from the computer before I had a stroke.



Turns out, they didn't tell her about it. So she really MIGHT be a sacrifice.


  1. And would you have been laughing so hard when those alien freaks were probing your anus? No, you wouldn't. All you'd be thinking was: "Why didn't the UN appoint someone to contact these people first and warn them of our anal phobia????"

  2. "Here, please accept our female sacrifice".

  3. That's one for the CV. Who says female scientists don't get taken seriously by their peers?


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