Monday 23 March 2009

My Zombie Apocalypse survivability chances are heading up!.

The majority of the population believe that supermarkets are for everyone's convenience with hunting and gathering food. Yeah right. The fools.

Originally they were designed (NB: Totally made up for dramatic effect) as storage depots in case of Apocalyptic meltdown. Over time when the supermarkets were purging their old stock to make way for the new and we'd learned to take advantage of those 'back-door specials' and gather there and 'shop'. Eventually we took it for granted and the caretakers of these depots sort opportunity for vast profits. The fools. These evolutions in apathy and convenience has resulted in what we know today as the Supermarket.

PREVIOUSLY we had to travel 20 - 30mins to get to Supermarket but NOW, our town is getting one. HAZAAH!. And it's just two paddocks away.

NOW I can begin to draw up plans for an assault, capture, and fortify/extraction operation for when the shit hits the fan.

33 comments:

  1. Yeah! An Apocalypse supply depot. Way to go. Now get back to those plans. Don't forget to include enough for friends who just happen to drop in at the time of the said Apocalypse.

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  2. That reminds me. We need passwords!.

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  3. I've got it!. You've gotta stand in the middle of the highway and do a chicken dance!.

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  4. LOL. I just had visions of 50 000 people standing on the highway doing the chicken dance while the world goes to hell.

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  5. Nah nah nah nah nah nah NAH, nah nah nah nah nah NAH, Nah nah nah nah nah nah NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH NAAAH.

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  6. What's a sign the world is coming to an end?

    50,000 people doing the chicken dance in the middle of the road!

    It's almost a philosophical question. Does the end of the world cause people to do the chicken dance or does people doing the chicken dance cause the end of the world?

    That's what I like about you Moko, always tackling the big issues:-)

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  7. Without me tackling these issues you might find yourself wandering up the Brisbane valley LOOKING like a Zombie cause you've got a stone in your boot and then suddenly realise where you are and what you must do. It's life saving shit.

    Just keeping ya's ahead of the pack my friend.

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  8. Co-ordinates locked in. When Zed comes out to play I'll be busy playing Zed Hunter. I'll head your way when I get either bored or hungry. Ain't doin' no chicken dance.

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  9. No chicken dance?, gifts of Javelin Missiles will appease me then.

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  10. Cool a handy supermarket. That will save you shopping money, or not perhaps?

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  11. Are we talking the original chicken dance song or the rap version? Yes there is one out there.

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  12. Moko, I'll be easily identified, I'll be the one leaving decapitated bodies behind me changing to a new sharp blade as required. Thus demonstrating my skills for joining the survivours.

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  13. Lerm ~ Welcome brother.

    Lou ~ It can only help. Saves ten bucks on gas.

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  14. Bangar ~ Welcome, Sergeant at Arms. You'll get a Moko T-Shirt to separate you from the chaff at the survivor compound.

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  15. Daze ~ You choose. That reminds me. Must charge my video camera.

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  16. And you're only 30 minutes away from a major military base!
    (I know where they keep the guns!!!)

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  17. Anyone doing the chicken dance around me would be suspected of harbouring the virus and met with deadly force.

    Great news on the storage depot, I mean supermarket.

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  18. Finally someone has identified this fowl and dastardly conspiracy. Don't start without me, just remember, I AM swimming there.

    Pluck 'em all!

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  19. Mick ~ I know!, I've thought of that, Problem is I think of 28 Days Later with the fruitloop army guys as well. They got me worried. But you're in by default with knowledge of the weapons.

    Barnesm ~ I'd be able to tell you apart from the rest by the Zed ear necklace and your black APC. That rules.

    J ~ When you make it here, swim up the Brisbane river. It'll eventually take you right through the town. You'll be welcome.

    Yanks don't call the shots here tho. Just FYI. ;o)

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  20. Dude, by the time I get to the river, I'll be so tired all I'll be able to call is a taxi.

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  21. Watch out swimming up the Brisbane river dude, it has the highest concentration of Bull sharks on the planet and Bull sharks are the most dangerous!

    :)

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  22. Just make sure it isn't a Zed trap.

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  23. Imagine Zombie bull sharks o.O

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  24. I'll be packing my Zombie Bull Shark Survival Guide...sans Chicken Dance costume.

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  25. Well done. And good luck!.

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  26. Our nearest storage depot has been taken over by zombies. The nearest one now that doesn't require the use of small organs for currency is now a $15 round trip taxi ride. Fortunately, I have the use of a mobile zombie dispos... er, company truck if I need supplies.

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  27. Yeah, ya almost need to cough up an organ once in awhile to survive.

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  28. Moko, where were you on monday? i had a dozen en Zed jokes all lined up.

    Good news on the supply depot though, however with my new sustainable development knowledge I'd pick all Hallows college by Storey bridge, well built with plenty of room for armories and places to grow food. Plus E'cco is just around the corner!!!!

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  29. but i want to know






    Which came first? the chicken or the dance?

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  30. Chaz ~ Sorry dude, something came up. lol There's a pub under the Storey Bridge too!.

    Babe ~ rofl.

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  31. Mate i know, where do you think i got the booze for monday night originally?!!!

    I forgive you just make sure you buy the drinks the next time I'm in town.

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  32. Wow. I have 4 supermarkets within like 5 miles of my house and they are building a 5th. I always end up in areas where there is a market near by.

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