NEVER make a list - could be found as evidence. Now that we have that sorted out ... I would recommend an aluminum bat as it can be bleached and no skin or hair fibers will stick or soak in which could be possible if you used wooden.
A nice golf club would work too. You saw what Elin Nordegren did with one, so you know they are handy.
And, for days like this, isn't that why they invented 1st person shooter video games? I've had lots of days like that, and when I do, I often take it out on the German Wehrmacht.
Never mind mate we still loves ya. In a completely platonic non-gay way of course. Except for Boylan, he's totally keen for teh homosex.
ReplyDeleteHmm yeah, what the fuck was up with that?
ReplyDeleteI think it was one of his 'wacky' attempts at humour.
ReplyDeleteBy breakable, do you also mean persons? Cos I have a list...
ReplyDeleteThat would work.
ReplyDeleteI could add my list, but much how much time/anger/frustration/bloody mindedness do you have?
ReplyDeleteEspcially when the mercury climbs above 40oC
ReplyDeleteBarnes I recommend A) Evap, B) a cold spa, C) not much to do. Of course it coulds be FNQ.
ReplyDeleteNEVER make a list - could be found as evidence. Now that we have that sorted out ... I would recommend an aluminum bat as it can be bleached and no skin or hair fibers will stick or soak in which could be possible if you used wooden.
ReplyDeleteMetal bat. Check.
ReplyDeleteA nice golf club would work too. You saw what Elin Nordegren did with one, so you know they are handy.
ReplyDeleteAnd, for days like this, isn't that why they invented 1st person shooter video games? I've had lots of days like that, and when I do, I often take it out on the German Wehrmacht.