Monday, 4 January 2010

...and the winner IS...

The recipients were unable to collect their prizes...

The Darwin Awards Announced.

I think the winner was deserving. Don't fuck with explosives unless you know what you're REALLY doing.

"(26 September 2009, Belgium) The city of Dinant is the backdrop for this rare Double Darwin Award. Two bankrobbers attempting to make a sizeable withdrawal from an ATM died when they overestimated the quantity of dynamite needed for the explosion. The blast demolished the building the bank was housed in. Nobody else was in the building at the time of the attack.

Robber One was rushed to the hospital with severe head trauma; he died shortly after arrival. Investigators initially assumed that his accomplice had managed a getway, but the second bungler's body was excavated from the debris twelve hours later. Would-be Robbers One and Two weren't exactly impoverished--their getaway car was a BMW."


1 comment:

  1. cool.

    Does anyone for certain know where Obama and Chertoff are at this moment? I mean for all we know it was them....OH WAIT..they would never do that..they would TAKE the money FROM the people and GIVE it to the banks.


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