Didn't look right so I looked it up. It's actually Revenge of The Fallen....but seen ROTF so many times I was waiting for Frodo to appear....or is that LOTR....ANYWAY....the movie.
So we establish Megan Fox is hot fairly early. Oh yeah, she's still hot. And still, and again yep, OH nice pout....cleavage....yeah.....arse......ok....cute smile, gotcha, rightio, cleavage again....ALRIGHT.....GET ON WITH THE FUCKEN MOVIE....Jesus.....and there's no nipples. This review lied to you ya.
700 billion trillion bucks on CGI is gonna max out the senses...and hearing. Too bad the plot is as deep as a foot wash, and in the action scenes you really have NO IDEA what the fuck is going on. I suggest just pashing till you see who's left standing.
Wait for the DVD. The ads at the start will give you the shits. Then it's 14 hours long.
10 on the explodey goodness scale...well, might make that an 8. I saw a preview for '2012'. That'll get a 10 for visual coolness.
7/10 as a movie.