Wednesday, 14 October 2009

Why I deserved the Nobel more than Obama

Obviously not the "Peace" one. I'm too much of a stirring smart arse potty mouth for THAT, but I'm either leaning towards "Physics", or a new category of "Nobel Instances of GENIUS".

Potty mouth warning.

16 comments:

  1. ROFLMFAO that's fkn gold dude. Bollocks to those fkn lifestyle shows with the metro-warrior chippies scared of breaking a nail, like that shiny-faced ponce from Dancing with the Stars. Should get YOU on there giving it 'Here's a fucken tip youse lot of carnts.' Logies for EVERYONE.

    Looks fkn hot and nasty work out there anyway. And not even a NZ OSH-approved Japanese safety sandal? Living on the edge.

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  2. 'Here's a fucken tip youse lot of carnts.' HA!!!!!!! Oh Yob you should dibs the producer's job!

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  3. Who said you were good for nothing?

    He he. My first thought was the wire is going to break and guess what happens.

    What's wrong with the good old fashioned method of hiting the bastards with the blunt end of a wood splitter until they are loose in the ground?

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  4. Then we wouldn't have the pleasure of hearing him swear Naut.

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  5. Thank you guys. Doc for producer, no worries.

    Naut, it bends the fucken things mate. Then they're A REAL bastard to get out. That 'dirt' is harder to grunt out than a XXXX groag.

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  6. You've got to be shitting me. That was TEH AWESOME ... Hydraulics for THE WIN!

    Do you often do heavy labor in your bare tootsies?

    R

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  7. Thank you Rhino. Evidence suggests that I should answer your question in the affirmative.

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  8. Well done though can I suggest a plate under the front wheels?

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  9. Yes mate, would do that on softer soil, but that shit's like concrete. But it would make it more effective for sure.

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  10. How many did you remove before you twigged..YA SHOULDA FKN ASKED. HEY whats with the fkn gloves ya sook. And when ya run out of wire, a BOLT thru the holes and CHAIN or just CHAIN, wrapped right it pulls tight.

    OH and the bare fkn feet GOLD. LOVED THE WHOLE THING and JORDAN PISSED HIMSELF AS WELL

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  11. Actually, none, with effort. Think we've all been in that position before, but I kinda thought, "fuck that". So I nutted it out over me cornies and fuck me if it didn't work.

    Glad to entertain. lol

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  12. MAGNIFICIENT, thanks for that.

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  13. Lerm ~ lol Thankyou mate.

    Barnesm ~ Pleasure mate. Might save a herniated spine or two hopefully.

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  14. I never woulda thought of something like that, but then I don't have a fence, either :-)

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