Me: "Whatcha plans for today dear?"
Her: "Uh ... dunno yet"
Me: "I wanna build a large wooden horse"
Her: "What are you gonna do with a large wooden horse?"
Me: "Invade someone ... what else do you do with large wooden horses?"
Her: "You don't have an army"
Me: "The goats"
Her: "They would drive you nuts"
She might be right. Anyone wanna join my army?.
Who are we invading? Is it BYO weapons?
ReplyDeleteOnly if pillaging is promised. I require pillaging. And old skool ration packs with the squeeze jars of jam and canned cheese.
ReplyDeleteM&M,
ReplyDeleteGood questions. VERY good questions. We will invade whoever it is we get to before we can't be arsed pushing any more. As for weapons, I can only afford sticks, stones, and poo. If you find these inadequate you may bring your own.
Alb,
Just think "Erik the Viking" with jam, cheese, deck chairs, and solar panels. We think alike.
Pfft to anyone who finds poo an inadequate weapon.
ReplyDeleteI will bring The Brat. He is currently a biological weapon, and usually a psychological one as well.
ReplyDeleteSeeing as you only have mini-goats it would be a small Army. On the upside, you would get more of them in your wooden horse.
ReplyDeleteWE ARE SPARTA GOATS! Mehhhaa!
Ninja Zombie Spartan Goats. Nuff said.
ReplyDeleteThe Brat is welcome, but must wear a mask, and a muzzle. Remind me to take ear plugs too.
Alb, Agreed. We will use those people in the initial attack.
...and they are only allowed gum leaves and one match for smoke cover.
ReplyDeleteI'll bring the monkey. We are so going to need a leader.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. We'll need bananas. Are they on special anywhere?. They like flinging poo, so that will be helpful.
ReplyDeleteI'll bring beers.
ReplyDeleteSpeights. Sweet.
ReplyDeletePride of the poo-throwing Southern monkeys for over 130 years.
ReplyDeleteI want advance notice of the invasion so I can book ring side seats.
ReplyDeleteVery well. You're in charge of the BBQ.
ReplyDeleteUh, just so we're clear: this invasion is dick-tog optional, isn't it? I just don't wanna get caught out... again.
ReplyDeleteYou may wear dick-togs if you wish, but you're standing at the front.
ReplyDeleteAnd what, have you bunch of degenerates checkin out my ass? Not bloody likely.
ReplyDeleteBetter than you checking out mine in DT's. o.O
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