North Korea

So what do we reckon. Kim Crook bombards a southern island over wargames with the Seppos and deploys SAM's all over the joint. The South are under pressure from within to boot the north in the balls.

Closest we've been to something irreversible for ages. Where to from here?

Seems to me if it's gonna happen you wanna cut the north off from China. What's the consequences with THAT?.

Am I carrying WHAT?

Got pulled over by a copper for whatever reason. Usual questions regarding what I'm doing in my own registered and insured car on a public road, but then came a curly one.

"Are you carrying any weapons?"

Obviously he was looking for someone matching me and the car BUT, am I carrying any weapons?.

My mind processed this as, "Are you carrying an object intended to cause physical harm to me or anyone else?".

Loaded, much?

Holy shit, a blog entry: Black Ops

Well, the release of Call of Duty: Black Ops has come and gone. So far, impressed. I bought a 24" LG, LED, HD, PC - funny how we'll all know what those mean - monitor to game with. HUGE difference in gaming experience when you're looking through 1080p goggles. Out-fucking-standing. And ONLY for 260 bucks. The Turtle Beach headset just sets it off for something special. So anyway, enough masturbating.

The game isn't everyone's cup'o'tea and I DON'T play campaign. I just can't stand AI at the mo. It sucks, but APPARENTLY this one is something special. Multiplayer is sweet. I'm liking it. I hated Treyarch's World at War but this one has more features than you can poke a stick at. Seriously. I'm going to do a review by Monday of the gaming website so I'll do a run down then.

Coupla quirky things. Taking out Zombies as JFK - yes, THE JFK - is something different. There's also some hidden content which includes a top down view arcade game hidden in the menu which is fricken sweet. Theatre mode is something special. New game modes in which you can bet on yourself etc etc.

Content wise, most DEFINITELY worth the money. If you like FPS's but wasn't satisfied by MW2 then this might be yours. Some cool shit in there. 'Decoy' is a thing you throw that goes of like a packet of crackers and shows up on enemy radar. FANTASTIC for ambushes.

More soon.

Xbox Gaming Team For Black Ops?

Looking for some people to hook up with when Black Ops comes out. You only need to play semi-regularly and play to your strengths. You don't need to be great, just as long as you enjoy it, but play for the team and a tactical kinda way. Don't need to camp it, or run round giving away kills -*cough* - just communicate as we go. Even if you sit back plugging away and calling out enemy it's all good. I know Havock will be keen, and his boys, and will welcome anyone who's up for it.

I've got a capture card and will record - although I know Black Ops does this too - but will allow for some fun montage videos of us all owning, or being owned, just for the shits and giggles.

If you're sensitive about swearing, maybe this isn't for you.

Drop your Gamertag below.