Saturday, 5 December 2009

Hitler rants about The Blunt Instrument

Ok, this may seem a fraction ego-testical, but this was well recieved and I wanna put all the comments regarding it together for eg-masturbation further down the track when it gets forgotten. And it's mine, STFU, I can do what I want.

I had to put em here coz Blogger comments can't exceed 4096 characters, apparently. I can't be FKD figuring it out into 4096 character blocks.

These are from Birmo's


By Bangar, December 6, 2009 @ 6:13 pm

Congrats are in order.

By Moko, December 6, 2009 @ 6:14 pm

lol Thanks mate. I must point out it’s for funny’s, and not a shot at anyone. Just using things that are currently topical for us.

By Abe, December 6, 2009 @ 6:14 pm

I needed to use my daughter’s ventolin I laughed so hard.

By johnbirmingham, December 6, 2009 @ 6:21 pm

I’ve fwd’d the link to a couple of insiders at BT who’ll get a giggle out of it too.

By brian, December 6, 2009 @ 6:26 pm

Oh that’s a pisser that is. Got a lot of dirty looks from the missus. Ahhh . . . .jeez . . . .gold . . . .pure fracken gold.

Seriously . . . .shoulda had that up before we got JB’s interview on Instapundit.

Suggestion. Next interview have a shoe on the desk. Nikita had a sense of style.

By Abigail, December 6, 2009 @ 6:31 pm

Moko, I think I love you- Titanium standard.

By Abigail, December 6, 2009 @ 6:33 pm

And now we’ve got Ladies and Gentlemen’s Quarters. More titanium. Ahh you guys, that’s hilarious.

By Medway, December 6, 2009 @ 6:39 pm


By Nautilus, December 6, 2009 @ 7:12 pm

Sheer, unadulterated, 64 caret GOLD!!!!

Now THAT’S what the internet was invented for!!

Oh and porn and xbox online gaming but they go without saying.

Moko, that has made my day.

By Quokka, December 6, 2009 @ 7:12 pm

FKN hilarious.

By johnbirmingham, December 6, 2009 @ 7:18 pm

Moko, the BT subs LOVE it.

By Abigail, December 6, 2009 @ 7:24 pm

I think even Bruno Ganz would love that one.

By Moko, December 6, 2009 @ 7:34 pm

JB, lol excellent.

By fknvirty, December 6, 2009 @ 7:53 pm

well done mate, it’s a hoot and a nice touch (the re-edited captions) to an older piece of imagery. forget the name of the original, it wasn’t comedy, some serious bavarian film studio re-enactments i think. my sister in law works in the euro film/ entertainment industry and sends me snippets from time to time.
kow tows and appreciation of the energy involved. pz.v.

By sparty, December 6, 2009 @ 7:56 pm

Oh my that was fantastic!

By Lobes, December 6, 2009 @ 8:04 pm

All Godwins aside that was fkn LoL funny

By Moko, December 6, 2009 @ 8:07 pm

lol Thanks Lobes, thanks guys.

Virt, about 6 hours from start to posting. It’s called Downfall. Think it was a mini-series.

By Catty, December 6, 2009 @ 8:11 pm

My teenager has just bookmarked the site so she can show all her twittery high school friends.

By Moko, December 6, 2009 @ 8:26 pm

I feel bad about the language now…

By Mayhem, December 6, 2009 @ 8:35 pm

Awesome, and don’t feel too bad about the language, Most teenagers have heard/said it all before.

By uamada, December 6, 2009 @ 8:41 pm

fantastic… pure gold

By Abigail, December 6, 2009 @ 8:47 pm

Oh man, Downfall was a brilliant film. Bruno Ganz realy does it.

Anecdote: I went to see to with somebody I had just broken up with- ha! We had the tix and I guess we were still clinging on to the (whisper, whisper ,,,relationship).

LOL. As far as I was concerned. LOL.

By Abigail, December 6, 2009 @ 8:48 pm

Moko- Teenagers swear like its hell day.

By Timmo, December 6, 2009 @ 9:07 pm

Frigging pissing myself out loud hilarious…

…so much so that my flatmate came to see what I was watching. Sadly I had to explain it was something of an in-joke and would take a bit much explaining required to make it funny.

Wow, 6 hours worth? Thanks, Moko!

By Abigail, December 6, 2009 @ 9:53 pm

Timmo, same here. Really wanted to tell people but they’d just shrug.

By Catty, December 6, 2009 @ 10:29 pm

I tried to give the teen a brief explanation and was informed that she has been posting on Blunty for months. She won’t tell me her screen name. So I confiscated her mobile phone.

By jennicki, December 7, 2009 @ 12:00 am

Jaysus fkn Christ Moko. I’m wiping tears away. I laughed so hard I may have woken up all my neighbors.

Frickin GOLD, mate.

By mckinneytexas, December 7, 2009 @ 12:41 am

That was a home run, amigo.

By Paul Nicholas Boylan, December 7, 2009 @ 4:45 am

I am fucking not worthy. I loved it.

And, let us not forget - it is funny because it’s true.

By Moko, December 7, 2009 @ 6:26 am

Thanks hepas guys. Glad it was taken as intended. *phew*

By Abigail, December 7, 2009 @ 7:40 am

Moko- can’t speak for anyone else here, the more things get sent up, the more I love it. That’s what’s so gold about being here.

By sibeen, December 7, 2009 @ 7:55 am

Bravo, Bravo I say.

Deserves a standing ovation

By Leo euler, December 7, 2009 @ 12:19 pm

Lol! That was funny.

Fun fact: “Steiner” is German for “Sydney.”

Or is it? lol.

By Catty, December 7, 2009 @ 1:34 pm

Sorry, Moko, what with the teenager and all, I forgot to mention that you are a legend. Onya!

By Quokka, December 7, 2009 @ 2:33 pm

Will there be awards this year?
Like the logies?
Moko should have a Golden Goat or something on the mantelpiece for this.

By Moko, December 7, 2009 @ 3:14 pm

Thanks Catty, and Leo.

By Jaden3, December 7, 2009 @ 4:25 pm

Pure genius, Moko.. And oh so true.. laughed my head off..

By Barnesm, December 7, 2009 @ 6:59 pm


any chance that could be Tuesdays BT

By Abigail, December 7, 2009 @ 7:36 pm

It’s like that Downfall scene was made specifically for Moko’s work because the other ones just aren’t all that funny after the first 40 seconds- one trick ponies, whereas Moko’s told a story.

By Bangar, December 7, 2009 @ 8:43 pm

Barnes, it’s a thought.


  1. So anyway, I said luv, I said doll, I said pet...

  2. Oh, you are soooo right about the FKN FAFN. Brilliant.

  3. Sheer, unadulterated, 64 caret GOLD!!!!

    Now THAT'S what the internet was invented for!!

    Oh and porn and xbox online gaming but they go without saying.

    Moko, that has made my day.

  4. lol Excellent, glad you enjoyed it mate.

  5. YOU ARE A FUCKING LEGEND!!! ah shit - "all those that weren't here before..." fucking hell

  6. Fkn classic, Moko. Nice work!

  7. Very nice work, Moko. Gold star effort.

    I have completely missed the faffing, I must admit. You'll have to explain that to me at Ouzeri's!

  8. Jesus fkn Christ, Moko. I laughed so hard I think I woke up my whole building.

    Genuis. "Bloody Twitter."


  9. Ha ha! Perfect! *applause*

  10. Hey, thanks heaps guys.

  11. Remarkably accurate.

    On the Outer Marches

  12. That's the best translation for that scene that I have viewed. Hitler was ahead of his time, eh?

  13. lol Thanks Doug. Yep, finger on the pulse.

  14. That was magnificent moko

    thanks to you I am now trying to picture which the originals from the Burger are which of Hitlers Staff officers.

  15. That was fucking hysterical and all the more so for the truth of it. Great job!


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