"Who you supporting?", one might ask.
"The All Blacks mate", you'd reply.
"I'm a Kiwi...", you would need to add no more.
Without your kiwi citizenship you're just an expat. Like the poms that come out here and give up everything but their support for the homeland.
The All Blacks haven't won a World Cup since the very first one; in 1987.
Walk Like an Egyptian by The FUCKEN BANGLES was a hit that same year. Duran Duran was still throwing them out there. SAMANTHA FOX had a hit.
So I put it to the universe. Enough is ENOUGH.
IF the All Blacks lose this tournament I will go for the Australian citizenship.
Cross my heart.