Friday, 10 July 2009

Rofl...I'm such an idiot.

Watching a vid on Youtube about a firefight in Afghanistan with the Yanks and Afghan troops going at it against whoever. Pretty intense stuff. Dude calling in air support from inside the village. Could even hear a chicken in the village. More shooting, and more animals. Could hear a dog this time, then the chicken again. This time a rocket hits a wall RIGHT NEXT to a Yank....scares the CRAP outta him.

They retreat from the village and are heading back down a road with air support strafing the hillside. They must be still near the village cause I can hear that dog....then the chicken...just as loud....WTF???...

Now they're further down the road and I hear the chicken....roflmao....I'm thinking you fucken tossers. I see red. I'm warming up a serve for dodgying up the vid for dramatic effect. Cause this is an official vid from DVIDS.

I start at the keyboard like I'm bashing the fucker with a pork sausage with it stuck on CAPS LOCK. The video has ended by now and I'm going AT them.

Then I hear the chicken again...

lol I'm thinking I've lost it. I check, yep, the vid's paused. Then it dawns on me. I had Farm Town on Farcebook open the whole time...

Thank fuck I didn't save my tirade. lol
Posted by Moko 2.0 at 15:41

13 comments:

  1. Dr Yobbo10 July 2009 at 16:02

    Farm Town would be improved by airstrikes and rocket launchers. Just a thought.

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  2. Moko 2.010 July 2009 at 16:16

    Agreed. I've dreamt about locusts on it.

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  3. Abe10 July 2009 at 16:38

    Hehe. So, do we get a link?

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  4. Moko 2.010 July 2009 at 16:52

    Yeah mate. Without the chicken unfortunately.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDYjNao0YTw

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  5. Havock2110 July 2009 at 16:56

    LMFAO...LOVE IT..all fired up and nowhere to blow...

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  6. Moko 2.010 July 2009 at 17:09

    THAT close mate. Funny shit.

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  7. uamada10 July 2009 at 18:30

    mate i think your rant would have been nothing compared to some of the other pointless blatherings i have seen under youtube vids.. people take that shit far too seriously

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  8. Lou10 July 2009 at 18:58

    ROFL. I did that the other day with a vid link through a blog - somehow I got both vids (blog and YouTube) going together with about a half a second delay. Total confusion and increasing frustration. Pissed myself when I realised.

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  9. AK™10 July 2009 at 19:26

    funny stuff.

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  10. Simon Butler10 July 2009 at 23:38

    I think we’ve all been there at some time, Moko. You were one of the lucky ones. Others have been less fortunate.

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  11. Moko11 July 2009 at 00:07

    lol Yeah, dodged a bullet.

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  12. Doug12 July 2009 at 05:11

    Ha ha ha ha ha. Jesus.

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  13. Anonymous12 July 2009 at 19:10

    love it love it love.. u doofus..pmsl

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