Turns out NO ONE in Brisbane can do my shitty little job other than me. My change of roster was denied on grounds of not being able to find someone to fill that time slot. My weekend is Tuesday night and Wednesday night. I wanted to change my Thursday night shift to the Wednesday night due to a course I'm starting on Thursday which will fill Tuesday night, as well. The Wednesday night shift is currently taken care of by blow-in casuals every week. It's NOT like I'm shoving someone out of the road. All they have to do is instead of a blow-in floating casual on Wednesday night, get him in on Thursday.
Simple enough?, apparently not. Resounding NO, from the boss. Okey Dokey me says. I'll get back to ya me says. Get back to me? he says. Yes me says. I need that money, if I don't get it then I have to find another job because I'm DOING the course me says. Me says I don't want it to sound like a ultimatum but if if walks funny and it sounds funny and is covered in feathers then chances are it's a duck....me says.
Now the dunkin donut has to find someone to fill five shifts, instead of swapping ONE. Oh the logic. Oh the incompetance. No wonder no one will work for them.
If you have your security licence, senior first aid, CPR and want a groovy little part time job, let me know.
Monday, 2 February 2009
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Once we win the $30mil I will employ you as my prank monkey, job includes health insurance 'cause your gonna need it.
ReplyDeleteOMG YES!!!!. I wanna take a dump in a display toilet in a show room FIRST!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThey are seriously screwed up. Any hassles getting new work?
ReplyDeleteShouldn't be mate. I'll do whatever till this course is finished. Aiming for something physical for the fitness.
ReplyDeleteOnce we win the $30mil I will employ you as my prank monkey, job includes health insurance 'cause your gonna need it.
ReplyDeleteHa Ha Ha HA HA HA!!!!!
Comment of the day goes to Naut
Naut..ewwww!
ReplyDelete"Me says I don't want it to sound like a ultimatum but if if walks funny and it sounds funny and is covered in feathers then chances are it's a duck....me says." So geese sound normal then?
Yes, they do. Shut up or I'll let one loose in your house.
ReplyDeletefois gras on the hoof *droool*
ReplyDeleteSometimes it's the best way, just walk away. Mind you the temp agency they use need another warm body.
ReplyDeletelol true that. I registered EVERYWHERE the other day. Still waiting on that bay to come back and lay some golden eggs.........still. waiting. DAMN PROACTIVENESS. Who invented that shit?.
ReplyDelete*baby...not bay. That be some sorta horse. Horse eggs might be slightly icky.
ReplyDeleteDo u need a hug mate?
ReplyDeleteBallsy call, wish I'd seen your boss' face.
Awesome! You told them to shove it. What kind of course is this you will be taking?
ReplyDeleteAbe ~ was kinda like shocked. Thursday nights at work are shit house. I think they think I was just trying to get out of it. Love hugs.
ReplyDeleteT ~ It's a course called Preparation for Application to the Police Force. It's modules from the Diploma of Justice. You only need to do 200 hours cert 4 and up study for the cops if you're worked more than 6 years, which is what this course is designed for.
mate, maybe i should look at that, I reckon I would make a GREAT COPPER, so long as I am TMU ( Thats TOG) for ya oldfolks, or Highway Patrol for you yankee doodle lot. V8, 6 Ltrs and a lic to Kill and speed and do fucking circle work in a tax payer funded and fuelled car. OMFG YES!
ReplyDeleteDid you just blow one in your duds?.
ReplyDeleteIf Havock is TMU then I am moving states.
ReplyDeleteYou are replaceable. We have nearly finished the Moko Android (The M 1000).
ReplyDeleteWe just have to programme its Donut and coffee sensors.
Can the M 1000 kill zombies?
ReplyDeleteAl ~ LOL I WANT ONE. I believe it makes the BEST cappuccinos T.
ReplyDeleteTP: We'll use the real Moko as Zombie bait and then unleash the M 1000.
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