MARK Nolan arrived at work this morning to find his mate, the Sausage King, had been kidnapped.
The Grays Modern Meat Mart owner is offering a reward for the arrest of the culprits, captured on CCTV footage about 3am.
It took two people 30 minutes to unscrew the giant sausage from the roof of the butchery.
IT seems he's offered 1o kilos of sausages as reward for its return. ROFLMAO Good grief.
AND where was Abe at this point in time..hmmmmm
ReplyDeleteZACTLY what I was thinking. lmao.
ReplyDeleteSomeone had the munchies really bad!
ReplyDeleteMascots are targets, what else can I say. I life size steer was stolen from a restaurant here once, and a bigger than life size tin man was taken from the roof of a local sheet metal business. Both eventually turned up.
ReplyDeleteAbe? Abe? The call is out.
ReplyDeletethats the porblem with peopel who work in government they're all crims at heart. now hand it back abe!
ReplyDeleteYeah mascots are soft targets. The concrete bull on the run into Rockhampton gets its concrete balls stolen regularly, so I'm told.
ReplyDeleteJust me or is there something a bit disconcerting in that bloke's eyes? Might just be the enormous f--k off cleaver he's about to axe the camera dude with.
He does look slighly deranged! Pretty fair effort to steal a giant snag. I too believe that fingers should point at Abe
ReplyDeleteThat thing is scary looking. Perhaps it was removed on account of being an eyesore?
ReplyDeleteSo, mascots are targets? Are you insinuating that my incriminating participation in the stunt of taking the 12 foot tyrannosaurus from the park in the mountains and driving it down into the city to put in the school pool during my last year of school is passe? damn! (that was still a great night!)
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry we didn't have the sausage king...we could've discussed having meat long enough to balance on (see above photo)
Fezz up Abe. You are among friends here. We won't tell anyone... Honest...
ReplyDeleteShit moko - i thought your missus had been at you cause you fucked up V day or something.
ReplyDeleteI feel so ... so violated.
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