Wednesday, 24 June 2009

Transformers: Rolling on The Floor

Didn't look right so I looked it up. It's actually Revenge of The Fallen....but seen ROTF so many times I was waiting for Frodo to appear....or is that LOTR....ANYWAY....the movie.

So we establish Megan Fox is hot fairly early. Oh yeah, she's still hot. And still, and again yep, OH nice pout....cleavage....yeah.....arse......ok....cute smile, gotcha, rightio, cleavage again....ALRIGHT.....GET ON WITH THE FUCKEN MOVIE....Jesus.....and there's no nipples. This review lied to you ya.

700 billion trillion bucks on CGI is gonna max out the senses...and hearing. Too bad the plot is as deep as a foot wash, and in the action scenes you really have NO IDEA what the fuck is going on. I suggest just pashing till you see who's left standing.

Wait for the DVD. The ads at the start will give you the shits. Then it's 14 hours long.

10 on the explodey goodness scale...well, might make that an 8. I saw a preview for '2012'. That'll get a 10 for visual coolness.

7/10 as a movie.
Posted by Moko 2.0 at 22:29

14 comments:

  1. Havock2124 June 2009 at 23:06

    must admit, that neither of my boys came out going...YA GOTTA FUCKING SEE IT, ITS WICKED, IT ROCKS, IT BLE ME SOCKS OFF...I think, that perhaps i this case the Film maker is Full of shit and sorta lost the plot, I have not even seen the effin thing and already i am sorta..Bleeeeeh

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  2. Moko 2.024 June 2009 at 23:12

    Big TV, surround sound....yeah...it's good. But get it from the local on 'Two For Tuesday'.

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  3. Dr Yobbo24 June 2009 at 23:19

    Yeah looks like a Tight Arse Tuesday special.

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  4. gracie24 June 2009 at 23:45

    lol at the comments. :D

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  5. Moko 2.024 June 2009 at 23:48

    Come on, gracie. Surely the post has smatterings of genius TOO?. ;o)

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  6. Nautilus25 June 2009 at 00:14

    LA! LA! LA! I'm not listening and am still going to shell out for Gold Class tickets at some point (babysitters pending).

    That said, after the last Bond film I have had a gutfull of action scenes that are so fast paced you have no idea what's going on.

    I still don't know how Bond won the plane chase in QOS.

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  7. Moko 2.025 June 2009 at 00:22

    Dude, I go and see Hannah Montana if it was at the Gold Class.

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  8. beeso25 June 2009 at 01:29

    Its Michael Bay!
    If he commented on Blunty HIS CAPS LOCKS WOULD BE ON ALL THE TIME.

    BUT BIGGER

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  9. Moko25 June 2009 at 01:59

    roflmao Think he'd be a bit like Virty....BUT LOUDER.

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  10. Simon Butler25 June 2009 at 04:20

    I’m going to wait for Transformers: ROFLMAO.

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  11. Moko25 June 2009 at 04:49

    Italics is the comments. That's class. SRSLY *standing ovulation*

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  12. Doug25 June 2009 at 08:15

    I saw a Transformers movie on TV last weekend. Shitload of General Motors product placement. Gee, maybe it was just a boring 2 hr commercial...

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  13. Lou25 June 2009 at 10:59

    I think for the nipple shot you gotta check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megan_Fox

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  14. Michael barnes25 June 2009 at 12:34

    Thats a great review.

    Here is the best review I have read on the movie

    http://io9.com/5301898/michael-bay-finally-made-an-art-movie?skyline=true&s=x

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